Are YOU Happy?

I have a test for you. 

It will involve you reading aloud.

   Anyone can do this.

  You could do this with someone at your office, or to your spouse,  

you don't have to have kids,

or a two year old.

  You can do this with anyone.

  You don't have to like the person or hate them, 

you could even be in love with them too. 

Really, you could do this with a perfect stranger.

Are you ready?

{Oh, and make sure you use a high pitched voice, and do it

over and over and over.}

Ready?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Now, do it again throughout a 12 hour day.

Over and over and over.

My daugther has found her "calling", I guess she wants to be a psychiatrist or a therapist.

Her "calling" is annoying, because I could be perfectly happy,
but her asking me it over and over makes me unhappy. 
  She starts this at approximately 7 am, and does it intermittedly until she goes to bed, around 7:30 pm. 

 It makes me want to pull my hair out. 

I turn around and make a face to myself to not let her see the frustration.

So you know what I did this afternoon?

I made chocolate chip cookie dough, and I ate almost half of the dough.

She hasn't stopped asking me yet.

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

Are you happpeeeee?

The cookie dough really helped me though!

Is that how they define "Emotional Eating"?

Please ignore her messy hair/shirt.