Shut the Front Door!~I need treatment!

I need to invest in some duct tape for my mouth.

Seriously, I have been thinking, 

and me thinking has caused me to realize....

 I have a problem.

I need to learn when to "shut it off".

I need to learn to "shut it down" in a big way.

My problem involves excitement, giving WAY too many details, 

and 'diarrhea of the mouth' over a good deal.

It goes like this, and no lie, this happened to me today...

Friend: Suz, I love your shirt!

Me{with a problem}:  Oh thanks!  I got it at Sam's Club, for like $7, can you believe that?

Isn't it cute, what a deal!

Friend: Yeah, that's super cute!

Me {with a problem}:  I just can't believe I found it at Sam's Club, of all places!

Or it can go like this:

Friend: Suzanne, where did you get your jacket?

Me {with a problem}:  Oh my gosh, I got it at TJMaxx, for $24.99, 

I am sure they still have them, go to the one in Eagan, it's the best this time of year.

It seriously goes with everything, and I am sure I will rock it all winter...do you want me to look for one for you?  I can!  Seriously, I can, just let me know, it's really no problem.

Or this happened to me while shopping:

Stranger: Um mm, excuse me, where did you get your boots?

Me {with a problem}:  Oh girl, I got these at Target, can you take it? 

And they are leather, no lie!  They are $49.99, and if you go online to get them, 

search under Mossimo Brand, Taupe color.  They are soooo comfy, do you want to 

try them on?  Here you go!

Stranger: Well, yeah, I guess so......{kind of confused, but equally happy}

Me {with a problem}: Don't you just love them?  I would go get them if I were you!

You could go to the Target on France Ave.  they have them, I saw them there last week!

Stranger: Thanks....{walks away}.

So...I am searching for a therapist that can help me.

Or, I will be training myself over the next couple of months....

my training will encourage me to "shut my mouth" and just say..

Well, Thank you!!!