Dear Sandra,

Dear Sandra,

I just wanna squeeze that Baby Louis.

Congrats on becoming a Mom!

You are my fave and I am your biggest fan.  Do I sound like a stalker?

I heard your recent interview talking about motherhood and how it changes who you are. 

I know you said... you can never be prepared for how hard it is to be a parent 

and how much you live for your child, and just in general, the amount of work it can be.

And for that, I love you even more, cuz you are speaking my language.

Ahem.

And I agree, cuz when my husband travels, and I work 14 hour days, 

I get a little crazy and tired.

My son, Turner is turning into quite the character.  One minute he is flirting and hugging everyone he can...

so this shirt is sooooo appropriate.

And the next minute, he is chewing out his sister in baby talk,

ending each sentence with  "No!" and "Mine!".

So, Sandra....don't feel bad if you let your kids run naked 

in the sprinkler someday....

and eat what they find in the garden...

Cuz, if your Baby Louis is anything like my children can be...

You are gonna be tired!

But, it's all worth it in the end!

I love you, Sandra....just a little bit,

you complete me, and I google you everyday to see if there is any new gossip on you.

{P.S. No, Turner does not own a neon, blue, Speedo with polka-dots.  

Nor does my dog wear a bikini when we snuggle.  But, I have to protect the innocent

from internet freaks.  And I know you understand that lifestyle, 

cuz we put ourselves out there didn't we?  Mwaaa...XOXO!!}

Till my next piece of fan mail,