Does your man do it??? Do tell.

I do things.

I do things all over, but I do

a lot around the house.

All women do, so this isn't me asking

for any credit...I learned long ago,

we women do.not.get.credit.

I have to ask, cuz I am uber curious.

Who grocery shops in your house?

If there is a man in your house?

Does he do it solely?

Or do you send him out when you need

a few things?

I do it.

I send him out when I am desperate.

That's the only time.

Hear this:  The reason is

if the man in my house did the grocery

shopping, we would have random items 

in our pantry

and the bill would be 3 times what I usually

spend in a week.

One time, I sent said man out for a pineapple.

I gave him a list, of course.

On it, there was a pineapple.

How can you mess that up?

He came home with jarred pineapple.

Really?  Really?

I didn't even know that jarred

pineapple existed.  Then, when I made the tiniest fuss....

I got the male response "I can't do anything right for you, sheesh

can't you just be happy I went?!".

Why do I bring this up?

Cuz, it's time.

Time for me to make my weekly trip that

is 3 days overdue.

I don't want to, at all.

I would if I could wear my pajamas and slippers

and go with no makeup, but that look doesn't fly

when you get to my age. 

It screams, "She let herself go....tsk, tsk."

So, wanna know what I am gonna do?

Go by myself.

Get really glamorous, go to my local Super Target.

Get either a Starbucks or a fountain Diet Coke and make

a day of it.  I'm gonna go up and down every aisle.

I'm gonna go places I shouldn't, and 

my bill will be $359.67.

I am the woman of the house.

I do the grocery shopping.

{Who has a man that does it?}