Three hearts were broken by big, bad, Brad on The Bachelor last night.
We got to learn a bit about him based on his decisions.
He doesn't like drama...cuz he got rid of the two chicks
who bawled all night...
Melissa...we get that you quit your job to come on the show,
my best advice is to tell you to eat a cracker with some peanut butter
on it, you are too thin. Also, crying all night on t.v.
doesn't make you prettier ...you cried off all of your makeup.
You...I don't even remember your name,
cuz I kept checking out your rack you had on display all
night. Brad gave up your rack, he probably figured drama comes
with it.
My non-humble opinion on Michelle...
She's a gorgeous lil' looker, but that
comes with a psycho side. Brad doesn't mind psycho.
He still has the vampire and her....by the way did you
guys know it was her birthday this week?
{Total sidenote: I LOVED her necklace on the group date with
turquoise...someone find it for me puh-lease!}
Ugh....don't know how these girls sign up for this
stuff....but thanks, cuz I looked forward to you all week!
