Disney, you've made my life difficult

Dear Disney-

Thanks to you, my daughter changes her clothes 

to become a princess an average of 29 times a day.

Thanks to you, my daughter calls her brother 

and father "Prince Charming".

Thanks to you, my daughter only uses princess 

toothpaste to make her "teef sparkly".

Thanks to you, my daughter insists on 

me calling her "Princess Tatum".

Thanks to you, my daughter opens and closes 

the door all day long to "go to da ball!".

Thanks to you, my daughter screams at the top of her lungs 

if her brother so much as looks at her new princess make-up table.

Thanks to you, for locking the real Little Mermaid video in the vault

so I can't truly satisfy my daughter's needs to know Ariel.

But, all in all, I thank God everyday for who she is becoming,

a princess, which is totally cool in my book!

I love you, Tatum!